Taken from another infertiles blog -- she generally illicits a laugh out of me.
#650 Did you hear the one about the Infertile and the Transvaginal Wand?
Infertility is no joke.
There is nothing funny about transvaginal wands; having a fertility doctor looking at your Hoo Haw at 7:00 in the morning or lying to your boss when you arrive late to work because you were having eggs surgically removed from your ovaries. It is no laughing matter when your husband has to provide a sperm sample in the fertility clinic porn room; when you injure your back after elevating your legs following baby-making sex; or when you are secretly envious of your pregnant dog. Mr. Giggles.
Infertility is no laughing matter….
….But infertility jokes are a riot! Enjoy some courtesy of the awesome women and men on my Facebook page!
“It’s getting to the point where anyone with a white coat will be allowed access to my uterus. Which makes for some really awkward trips to the deli and the make up counter.” -Melissa
“At 8:50 PM an infertile walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Can I get you a shot?” “Not for another 10 minutes, but I’ll take a margarita while I wait.” -Marci
“You know you are trying to get pregnant when: Someone asks you today’s date and you reply “Day 21.” -Melissa
“You know you have been TTC too long when you open the fridge door and immediately get angry at the eggs in the carton…. or jealous.” -Tiffany
“You know you are infertile when you ’stare’ at the belly of a pregnant lady from work and see her drink from the water cooler and quickly fill up on the water hoping ‘its in the water.’ -Mylee
“What’s black, blue and red all over? My arms, tummy, bottom and thigh. I am doing treatments again….” -Brynn
Taken from 999 reasons to laugh at infertility
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